Simply use this “Dj Battle Tool” with Yoko-Ono Cry Bit’s & Peaces inside Serato, VirtualDJ or else to express your New Turntableism “AAAAARRRHHH Routines”, in a higher state of Elite, just because of this!
(To serious Users: If you find this release and the next one is terrible shit, I don’t care, since it’s only intended for someone with bad taste. And since this is a friend, I’ve tried to make the final product not just sound tasteless and awful, but irreplaceably terrible, with a unique touch just for him *same with the Cover as you see above” – for a better unsertanding read the additional info)
ADDITIONAL INFO (click me) *or ignore*
Asdditional Note: Dont let me be missunterstood, usually here stands nothing but because of a Friend i feeled to have self-explain my self…WTF!
To understand this and the DJ tool that’s coming next, you (truly) can’t avoid this story. A friend asked me how I came up with the idea of using a Yoko-Ono scratch tool (this one), or rather, “what stage of mental illness I’ve reached” to come up with something like that. Then came my SERIOUS and true answer. I told him:
“I recently stumbled across a contest that was supposed to go something like this: you see a picture meant to inspire you to produce a short piece of music on the theme. Specifically, it was a typical Banksy art (‘Make Love Not War” etc.) …and I immediately thought of Yoko-Ono’s screaming (many don’t know that back then she essentially used the screaming to illustrate the mass murder of her people), practically always one dying person per scream (*btw: to Lennon fans, “I know that doesn’t make it any better,” hehe). Anyway, back to the topic, so I looked up her screaming and took the first thing I found (1 second – hit on YouTube, called “Yoko Ono Screaming at Art Show” done). And since Banksy grew up in the “§$%&/()) area of England (Bristol), I thought that for the contest I should have implemented the following in 15 minutes: a typical 90s Bristol rave track with uprisers and… yes: ‘Far Out – Sons of tha lobl daLoopp Aloop,’ or similar and instead the Piano, Kontakt play the Piano with various snippets from Yoko screams and at some point, there’s a super-smooth transition from Yoko’s screams (remmind, played as piano) to a warm guitar sound that now play / represents the Piano and finally a silent ending with a downriser (a downriser from a sound like a biplane engine) !DONE! …and since this contest stated “there are no bad entries,” I was curious to see if mine would be the first bad entry with it. But serious you see, of course you can’t do something like that, it’s so politically incorrect that it remains purely theoretical.” So what was my next thought, or rather, what remains of the story? I had Yoko Ono’s screams and just started playing with them inside Serato and VirtualDj… and before I deleted it, it became what my Friend now associate with !mental illness! Then he said: “No, it’s not getting any better! KEEP the whole answer because now it’s 300 times more insane than it already was!”
I stop that discussion cause finally for me: that meant WAR. I have to annoy him to death with Yoko Ono, or rather, show him what’s even possible with her. And when I’m done with that, he’ll get an encore in the form of another DJ Battle-Tool (basically the sequel) called “AAAAAHHHRR IS NOT OVER” instead of “WAR IS NOT OVER.” This Dj-Tool will consist exclusively of SCREAMINGS or sounds that sound like SCREAMINGS, but from all sorts of different people except Yoko Ono (basically her screaming soldiers), because Yoko Ono is no longer a pacifist due to the insult my friend caused! You’re respectless my friend (Yoko Cry Cutz is such a Wonderfull Tool, i allready add examples at the top here for you) Now I know even more why I did this “JUST FOR YOU MY FRIEND” and… it’s not over – YOKO-FUCKs YOU!
